"Production Accountant. One of my shows I work on called Ambulance on BBC1 won a BAFTA recently!"
"4 1/2 years now"
"Around 10 years"
"It has to be the Egyptian King... Mo Salah. I had him in my team from week 1 and he was my captain most weeks.!"
"Hazard. I bought him in over Christmas costing me 8 points and he did nothing."
"Give players at least 3 game weeks before transferring them out. I know players who got rid of Salah in October after he went 2 games without scoring!"
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